Hey everyone, Silk Stockings needs your votes! I entered the first chapter from my novella, Off the Shelf to D. Renee Bagby Presents First Chapters, and now it’s time to place your votes.

There are two categories. Vote for:

Best Cover

Best First Chapter

Voting runs until 23rd May – so get your votes in while you can!

Check out my first chapter here, and place your votes here. And of course, you can buy the book here.

Thanks so much for your support! x

It’s here, it’s here! The Secret Smut Scavenger Hunt is now!

So, what are you waiting for? Want to win some awesome prizes, then head over to my forum on Coffee Time Romance and get unravelling those clues now.

Winner will be drawn next Sunday.

See you there! x

Hurrah! I have another new release! *dances* Well, sort of. For those of you that read erotica online, you may have seen the first two stories in this anthology before, but the third story is brand new, never seen before!

Here’s the book blurb for On the Prowl:

Three hot erotic stories with themes of ménage, uniform fetish and sexy fun in a warehouse…

On the Prowl

There’s a serious man drought in Jolene’s town, and she seriously needs to get laid. Fed up of waiting around for someone to come along, Jolene goes out on the prowl. It turns out to be her lucky night when she not only meets the handsome Blake, but his friend Pete—and they’re both interested in Jolene. Jolene can’t possibly decide between the two delicious men, so she decides to have them both—at the same time.

Double Vision

Becky’s a military wife with a uniform fetish. She loves nothing more than having fun in the bedroom with her squaddie husband, where they share and act out many of their fantasies. However, there’s one fantasy that she’s never divulged, as it breaks their rule about bring other people into their sex life. One day, though, Becky decides to bite the bullet and tell Paul everything. She never expects him to make her fantasy come true. But then, Paul’s a very resourceful man.

A Stroke of Peach

Eleanor’s a mature art student with a part-time job in a stationery store. One shift sees her sorting out the little-used upstairs warehouse. Completely engrossed in her task, she’s startled by the appearance of her colleague, Jimmy, and accidentally covers him in ink. This signals the start of a war, which ends up with the two colleagues in a very compromising position in a dusty corner.

Want to bag your copy? Go here – and if you’re quick, you’ll get it at a discount at All Romance eBooks!

Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James. If you haven’t heard of it, you’ve probably been living under a rock for the past few months. It’s the erotic book that’s rocketed into the mainstream press and topped the New York Times bestseller list, amongst others. Its popularity is unquestionable, which is why I’m not writing a typical review. I don’t see the point – people will read it whatever reviewers say, just because they want to see what all the fuss is about. How do I know? Because that’s why myself and several of my friends read it. We just wanted to see what the hoohah was all about.

From what I’ve gleaned from conversations with people, and seeing things on Twitter, Facebook, etc, this book seems to be like Marmite. People either love it, or hate it. It’s been called the Twilight of erotica, and I can see why. It’s pulling in a whole new readership to erotica (just as Twilight did to young adult) and is provoking opinions left, right and centre. Some people adore the book and its characters. Others have said that the storyline is good, but the writing itself is very poor. Some just plain despise it.

So, for what it’s worth, here’s my two penneth worth (slight spoilers ahead).

I share the opinion of the person that said it’s a good story, but the writing isn’t very good. I did my best to read the book with no preconceptions about it and make up my own mind, but I still agreed. Why? Because the book had me rolling my eyes on a regular basis. The main character, Anastasia, whose point of view the story is told from, is pretty damn annoying. She’s twenty-one, but she comes across as a very immature girl with some kind of split personality disorder. She has her own thoughts, and on top of that, her inner goddess and her subconscious are always chipping in with their take on things. As well as that, she seems to start the book as a girl who wouldn’t say boo to a goose, but then when she starts seeing Christian who wants to dominate her, she suddenly grows a backbone and seems to delight in defying him.

There’s a lot of repetition. Christian Grey, who is the lead male, has grey eyes. We’re told this very early on in the book. And, just in case we forget, we’re told again on just about every other page. So if you don’t know by the end of the book that Christian has grey eyes, you should probably go and see a doctor about your memory loss.

Christian himself is quite the enigma. It seems the whole point of the novel is to show just how mysterious and domineering Christian Grey is. And sexy, and rich, of course. Unfortunately, I found him just as annoying as Anastasia. Throughout the book, we’re given the impression that something in Christian’s past has made him the way he is – a Dominant who doesn’t like to be touched. That’s fair enough, but I don’t like the way it’s portrayed that there has to be a reason. Why can’t people just be like that? I don’t have to have a reason for being a person who doesn’t like broccoli, do I? I just don’t like it. Worst of it, we’re never really told what that reason is. We’re given hints and we can probably guess, but the writer runs the risk of people getting to the end of this book and deciding they really don’t care.

Fortunately for the next book in the series, James has ended the story with enough of a mystery (I wouldn’t quite call it a cliffhanger) that people will likely want to read the next book. In spite of the fact that the writing and the characters annoyed me, the storyline had enough of a hint as to what happens next to make me buy the next book in the series, just to see if I’m right or not. So I have a strong suspicion that others will feel the same. Some of the sex scenes were pretty hot, too. Though there was some terminology that made me cringe.

In summary, Fifty Shades of Grey will not make it anywhere near my list of favourite books. But it won’t be in my list of horrendous books, either. In some ways it feels like a first draft, but the storyline is compelling enough to make people keep reading. And of course, people will buy the trilogy anyway, just so they can say they’ve read it.

Basically, James is laughing all the way to the bank, and regardless of what I think of the book, I say fair play to her. She’s obviously worked hard at writing these books and it’s always nice to see a fellow writer getting recognition. On a more selfish note, it’s great that the spotlight is now on erotica and erotic romance. Hopefully it means that the genre will slowly become more socially acceptable. I’m not saying that we’ll suddenly see droves of people reading dirty books in public, but they may well buy them for their Kindle, and maybe not care as much if someone peeks over their shoulder. I’m certainly not going to complain if someone buys my entire backlist because they’ve become a fan of erotica on the back of the Fifty Shades of Grey publicity, am I?!

So, do you want to see what all the fuss is about? Bag the book for your Kindle UK, Kindle US, or grab the paperback from Amazon UK or Amazon US, The Book Depository or even your local bookstore or supermarket. Yes, that’s right! Erotica is readily available in your local bookstore (even my local one that carries no other erotica!) or supermarket. Woohoo! Bring on the smut!

Also, if the rumour that Ian Somerhalder will play Christian Grey in the movie is true, I would totally go and see it.

It’s that time again! Yes, time for another Blissekiss! This time, the theme is spring, therefore I’ve chosen a kiss from The Great Outdoors Vol 2, which takes place in the rain. And what is spring without frequent downpours?

So, what do you do? It’s easy. Just check out the yummy snogging excerpt below, which will hopefully entice you to buy the book Then, scroll down to the Rafflecopter and make your entries to be in with a chance of winning an awesome prize. Finally, hop back to Blissekiss.co.uk and check out the excerpts and prizes from all the other authors – there’s tons of stuff to be won!

*****

Excerpt from A Date to Remember, from The Great Outdoors Vol 2.

Just when things couldn’t get any worse – they did. Zoe felt wet splashes on her face. Looking up, she grimaced at the sky, which was dark with ominous-looking clouds. Typically, they were nowhere near decent shelter, having wandered into a park.

Nick, dull as dishwater but still a gentleman, ushered Zoe into the slight shelter of some trees. Removing his coat, he hoisted it over their heads and tucked Zoe under his arm, keeping her warm as well as dry.

And not a moment too soon. The spatters of rain quickly turned into torrents so violent that they bounced off the ground. Instinctively, Zoe snuggled closer to Nick. The temperature had dropped and their breath was visible in the air. The pair stood silently, awestruck by the force of Mother Nature.

Zoe felt Nick shift, and she looked up at him. He was looking at her, a lopsided grin on his face.

“What?” said Zoe.

“It’s amazing, isn’t it? Makes you feel kind of insignificant.”

They both looked back at the rain, which was still teeming down, heedless of their plight. After a few silent seconds, they shared another glance. Their breath mingled together under Nick’s coat and Zoe was suddenly very aware of how close together their faces were. Especially when Nick bent down to kiss her.

Zoe surprised herself by not freaking out when their lips touched. Even more so when he slipped one hand round the back of her neck, pulling her closer, while the other still held the coat over their heads. She reasoned with herself; he was a good-looking guy. And it had been a while. One little kiss wouldn’t hurt.

Opening her mouth to admit his tongue, Zoe started to think perhaps Nick wasn’t that boring, after all. He was an extremely good kisser, slow and sensual. She put her arms around his waist, pulling their lower bodies together. It soon became apparent that he was enjoying this just as much as she was. As his erection pressed against Zoe’s hip, a delicious heat grew in her groin. Rain always made her horny, so snogging under a tree in a storm was bound to do funny things to her libido.

When Nick manoeuvred them both round so she was pressed against the tree, the last thing on her mind was getting her coat dirty. He pulled away from her mouth, only to start kissing her neck, jaw line and even having a little nibble on her earlobe.  Zoe felt juices trickling into the gusset of her knickers and her clit ached for attention.

Fem dom mini-anthology Punish Me Good was reviewed by BDSM Book Reviews, and here’s what they had to say:

“Overall I found both flashy stories to be pleasantly sweet. They are a teaser which makes me want to read a full length book by Ms. Felthouse. I recommend this story to those who want to read a bit of light femdom.”

Can’t say much fairer than that! Read the full review here.

Grab the book here.

Also, if you’re dying to know more about Damien, the hero from my erotic romance novella Off the Shelf, then you’re in luck! He’s being interviewed over at Jean Joachim‘s place today – don’t miss it!

I’m also dishing the dirt over at Lovehoney – with the hottest sex scene from Off the Shelf. Check out the post here!

Hurrah, another new release! Dangerous Curves is a rubenesque anthology edited by Rachel Kenley, and it contains my erotic romance story, Miri on the Wall. 

Here’s the book blurb:

A luscious cleavage, hips a lover can hold onto – these are only part of the wondrous qualities of the heroines in this varied and fiery anthology.  With stories from:

Courtney Sheets, Catherine Paulssen, Clarice Clique, Lucy Felthouse, Angel Propps, Maggie Morton, Anna Fondant, Susan Swann, Rachel Kenley

there is something for everyone whether it is newly discovered passion, the deepening of an existing relationship, or some intense f/f action.  There is nothing hotter than a woman who knows the power of her own sexuality – and uses it for her pleasure and that of her partner!

Want more? Check out an excerpt from my story, and the buy links here.

Cue more happy dancing over here, because my erotic lesbian mini-anthology While the Boys Are Away received another awesome review, this time from At Your Fingertips. Check out what they had to say:

“Steamy, hotter than imaginable, each of the stories is tastefully written and delightfully delicious. A truly scintillating read, Lucy has managed to create a sumptuous look into lesbian erotica that should grace every freethinking woman’s bedside.” 5 out of 5

You can read the full review here.

Or, sex up your eReader by clicking here and following your preferred buy link.

All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.”

–Walt Disney

From April 30 to May 5, author Terri Giuliano Long will be opening up her blog for a celebration of indie authors.  Terri is the author of bestselling novel In Leah’s Wake, and with sales of over 100,000 copies she’s proof that the indie model can work!

Now she’s inviting several prominent authors to share their thoughts on their journey, their favorite indie authors, and what they’ve learned along the way.

The week will include a host of features, from ‘featured authors’, sharing their thoughts and inspirations, to a live BlogTalkRadio call in.  There will also be a live Twitter chat with author Terri Giuliano Long, plus guest posts from influential bloggers and indie promoters.

For a full schedule, please visit http://terriglong.com/blog/celebrating-indies. And don’t forget to enter the giveaway to win a $50 Amazon gift card, plus ebooks!

Join the celebration!

Well, it’s almost May… and May brings some awesome events!

Event #1

Smut by the Sea Google Plus Hangout, Friday 4th May, 9pm GMT (GMT is +5 from EST). 

Chat with the editors of the Smut by the Sea anthology over at Google Plus. Listen to snippets of seaside smut written by these two mistresses of the erotic word and ask any and all questions you want.

The Smut by the Sea call for submissions ends on the 1st June so this is the perfect opportunity to find out what exactly the editors want from your stories.

Readers, join in for hot excerpts and insights into this hot, sexy and unique new collection of seaside stories and chat with Lucy and Victoria, multi-published erotica authors.

Make sure to join the event here, and we’ll post the link to the hangout as soon as we’ve started it next Friday!

Event #2

Secret Smut Scavenger Hunt, 12th – 19th May, Coffee Time Romance Forums

Want to win the following awesome prizes?

Lucy Felthouse: Print copy of Immoral Views
Victoria Blisse: e-Copy of Sweet Surrender
K D Grace: e-Copy of The Initiation of Ms Holly or The Pet Shop – winner’s choice
Kay Jaybee: e-Copy of Yes Ma’am
Justine Elyot: e-Copy of Highly Strung
Saskia Walker: Print copy of The Harlot
Diane Alberts: e-Copy of Reclaimed
Bronwyn Green: A single author ebook (reader’s choice) and a print copy of Overlord’s Chosen
Adriana Kraft: e-Copy of Ripening Passion
Cassandra Carr: e-Copy of Impact

Of course you do! So make sure you head over to the Secret Smut Scavenger Hunt from the 12th – 19th May. Sign up for the Facebook event here to receive a reminder closer to the time!