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Sex Toy Review: Rampant Rabbit Thruster Deluxe

Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit Thruster DeluxeRabbits have come a long way… with each new release there’s a orgasm-inducing new feature, and this one is no exception.

The latest release from Ann Summers is the Rampant Rabbit Thruster Deluxe! Its predecessor, the Rampant Rabbit Thruster was a best-seller – so this updated model promises to make even more vibe-loving ladies eager to part with their hard-earned cash. With its brand new thrusting technology, this model of vibrator sure is out to impress.

The first toy to feature thrusting technology so powerful it ‘feels like the real thing’, the Rampant Rabbit Thruster Deluxe boasts 3 unique thrusting modes and a clitoral stimulator with 3 intense vibration settings. All this combined with a 6 inch length and 5 inch girth, this bad boy earns every penny of its £49 price tag.

I have to say, though, that this toy is more suitable for size queens. The girth is large to the point of uncomfortable, so if you prefer a slimmer vibrator, then this isn’t for you. Either way, don’t forget the lube ;)

Grab yours now from AnnSummers.com

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Sex Toy Review: Emotional Bliss Womolia Heat

Emotional Bliss Womolia

The Emotional Bliss Womolia Heat is a strange beast. It comes in stylish, quality packaging and looks great. There’s a booklet in the box which not only tells you how to use the product, but how to set the mood for sexual encounters. It even goes so far to detail the four phases of female sexual response. So it’s nothing if not thorough.

However, the reality doesn’t quite measure up to the blurb. Yes, it’s pretty classy looking and powerful, but it does the massaging job much better than the mind-blowing orgasm one. It’s basically like the Womolia can’t decide what it wants to be – and for this reason, it fails dismally. I’m sure most women would prefer it to do one thing excellently than several things poorly. I know I certainly would.

The point of the toy is that the tip is  supposedly angled for perfectly stimulating the clitoris and the sensitive first two inches at the entrance of your vagina. This may be… but once it’s there, it needs to do something more than just attend. Even 45 different settings later and I was still confused – and no closer to orgasm.

Overall, this toy is a waste of time – unless you really are that desperate for a massage. Even the fact it’s rechargeable and covered in an anti-bacterial agent doesn’t do much to boost my opinion.

Still want one? Go to SexShop365.

Sex Toy Review: Shin Love Heart Discreet Lipstick Vibrator

Shin Love Heart Discreet Lipstick VibratorThose lovely people at LoveHoney sent me a toy to play with recently – the Shin Love Heart Discreet Lipstick Vibrator. Quite a mouthful, yes… but it won’t fill much else. It’s a tiny lil thing – hence the ‘lipstick’ title. It’s incredibly cute and girly and for that reason it’s unlikely to be recognised for what it really is.

Once you pop the lid off, you’re met with a domed head which is ideal for using on the clitoris… or wherever you like for that matter! The toy also comes with eight rubber sleeves which you can pop over the top to give a variety in sensation. Powered by 3 LR44 batteries (which are supplied), you twist the base to turn on and off.

This is a fab vibe. It’s small, discreet, cute and damn powerful! It is only single-speed, so not much chance of starting yourself off gently, it’s all or nothing with this, baby! It’s also pretty quiet, so you could get away with using this in a variety of places you’re not supposed to.

It probably won’t replace your favourite vibrator due to its simplicity – but if you’re going away somewhere, or you simply want the thrill of having it in your bag just in case, then its ideal. It’s currently (Jan 2010) retailing at less than £10 on LoveHoney’s website, so if you fancy treating yourself, your other half or a friend – it’s the perfect present.

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Sex Toy Review: Durex Play O and 2 in 1 Massage Mousse Twin Pack

The Durex Play O and 2 in 1 Massage Mousse Twin Pack is currently excellent value on LoveHoney – just £14.99 for both! (At time of writing).

The pack contains Durex Play O Orgasm Gel which is created for women, by women in order to stimulate the lady parts and result in explosive orgasms. I didn’t get too excited (pardon the pun) as I’ve used other similar gels before and not felt a damn thing, but this time I wasn’t disappointed. The gel actually works. It gently makes your bits feel warm and tingly as the blood flow is increased. The stuff is fab either for use when masturbating, or when fooling around with your partner.

It washes off easily, doesn’t go crumbly, doesn’t stain and is condom friendly. A definite yes from me!

The second item in the pack is Durex Play 2 in 1 Massage Mousse. The great thing about this stuff is it’s suitable either for a sensual massage, or as a lubricant. The ingredients make it safe for use all over the body, including the naughty parts. It glides on silkily and is good for light massage. Because of the texture, you’re less likely to spill and make a mess like you perhaps would with massage oil. After a while, though, it can go a little crumbly and sticky. However, due to the excellent value of this double pack, I’d definitely recommend it anyway. You’re getting a real bargain here – so splash out and have fun!

Grab it now from LoveHoney, just £14.99: Click here. Price correct at time of writing.

Sex Toy Review: Durex Play Vibrations Love Ring

You’d think that one cock ring couldn’t be that different from another, right? In this case, definitely wrong. The Durex Play Vibrations Love Ring comes in simple but attractive packaging, and retails at around £6.99. It’s single-use only and the battery lasts for around 20 minutes.

One thing that sets it apart from many cock rings tested of late is the fact that the ring itself isn’t very stretchy. Of course, it’s plenty stretchy enough to insert a penis but not enough to give the option of being worn around the scrotum too, I suspect it would cause discomfort. So for guys who prefer to wear cock rings around the scrotum, give this one a miss.

Despite this factor, everything else was fabulous. It was noticeably more powerful than many other cock rings, without sounding like a low-flying aircraft. This results in delighting the clitoris and vibrating the entire penis – cue beaming smiles all round.

And really, there’s not much else you can say about a cock ring. It’s powerful and it works! I do think that the price is pretty steep for a single use toy, but if you’re looking for that ‘wow’ factor or you’ve never tried a cock ring before, you’d do well to start here.

Buy it from LoveHoney for £6.99: Durex Play Vibrations Love Ring – price correct at time of writing.

Sex Toy Review: Intimate Organics Intense Clitoral Stimulating Gel

I was expecting something special when I reviewed the Intimate Organics Intense Clitoral Stimulating Gel, particularly given it’s rather steep price for such a small tube. Sadly, I was disappointed. This stuff comes in different strengths, and I was using the most intense one. In short, it didn’t work.

With other lotions and potions of this nature, the effects are usually pretty quick. But I put some on and waited. And waited. Then put some more on and fiddled around a bit in case I hadn’t put it in exactly the right location (you know how fickle women’s bits can be!)… but no. Absolutely nothing happened.

At best, it made a good lube, but in terms of producing nice tingly feelings or a more intense orgasm, it definitely did not do what it said on the tin. Save your cash.

Undeterred? Buy it from LoveHoney for £16.99: Click here. Price correct at time of writing.

Sex Toy Review: Durex Play Very Cherry

There’s not really an awful lot you can say about a lubricant, is there? But I’ll have a go. Durex Play Very Cherry is a sugar-free, condom safe lube. As you’d expect from Durex, it’s high quality, the packaging is really nice and it’s got a pump lid, meaning no spillages if you knock it over or merely forget about it in the heat of the moment.

It tastes absolutely gorgeous, if you like cherries that is. The closest taste I can think of is the cherry sweets in Haribo Tangfastics, which happen to be my favourites! So this stuff is perfect for oral sex, or swirling over your partner’s body and licking off… just use your imagination, the possibilities are endless! It’s fabulous as a lubricant too, for handjobs or female masturbation. It lasts ages and doesn’t stain so as well as looking great and tasting great, it’s good value for money too! It’s widely available, but if you’re looking for a bargain, check out LoveHoney, who are currently selling it at £3.99. (Price correct at time of writing.)