Totty Tuesday: Michael Cera

Michael Cera31st August 2010 – Yes, I agree, this has to be my weirdest Totty Tuesday to date. But hey, what the hell! It wouldn’t do if we all liked the same people. And just for the record, I know one other person who likes him. And not even someone online, someone I know in real life! I think she was as shocked to find another Cera fan as I was, to be fair.

I don’t quite get it, if I’m honest. He’s not good looking. He’s pretty geeky and wimpy looking, really. Even though he does kick major ass as Scott Pilgrim. But it’s not even that… I kinda liked him in Nick and Norah’s Infinate Playlist. Perhaps it’s the geekiness, or the nice guy thing? Who knows? If anyone finds out, can you let me know?

Anyway, whether you think I’m crazy or not, go and check out Scott Pilgrim vs The World. It’s a top film. Seriously ace.

Exciting New Project Underway…

25th August 2010 – Hey everyone! This is just going to a quick post as I’m a busy girly. I’m busy over here. “Here” is my new project. I’ve started a site called Erotica For All which is just that; a place for readers and writers of erotica, and all those in between. The idea is that authors can use it as a promotional tool, and readers use it as a central hub to go and find information about new authors, new releases and even enter competitions.

The site is very much in its infancy. In fact, it’s not even a week old, so there’s not much content there yet. However, I’m currently uploading lots of Author Profiles which I’ve been sent, so keep checking back to find new stuff! If you’re a reader, head on over there and see what’s going on. If you’re an author, also head over there, but make sure to check the Authors page to see how you can get involved. I look forward to hearing from you!

Eroticaforall.co.uk

Totty Tuesday – Seann William Scott

Seann William Scott24th August 2010 – I watched Role Models again the other day. Such a funny film, if you haven’t seen it, check it out. Anyway, that’s what made me think about having Seann William Scott as this week’s Totty Tuesday. Now, don’t get me wrong, he’s no Paul Rudd, but he’s still pretty damn gorgeous.

In the films I’ve seen him in (which include aforementioned Role Models, The Dukes of Hazzard, American Pie, Evolution, Dude, Where’s My Car? and Road Trip) he always seems to play the joker. Looking at him, you can see why. He’s just got that kind of face, he’s always looks as though he’s about to piss himself laughing and not take anything seriously. But hey, with a body like that, who cares? He seems like a funny guy and he looks good. So let us commence… well, looking at him, I guess. Enjoy.

Another Fab Review of The Great Outdoors!

The Great Outdoors22nd August 2010 – Fabulous news – eBook Addict reviewed my little antho, The Great Outdoors, and they liked it!

Here’s what they had to say:

The two short stories offered in The Great Outdoors was a walk on the wild side or more accurately two hikes down a fun erotic path of adventurous sex. “A Birds Eye View” and “Fun in the Forest” are tales of eager and uninhibited heroines taking advantage of serendipitous events that afford them uniquely different sexual interludes. “A Bird’s Eye View” was a hot charge of adrenalin that ended on an embarrassingly funny note.  I could see this happening in reality. “Fun in the Forest” is the longer of the two works (though the entire offering is only about 12 pages long) and my favorite.  A Scottish gamekeeper helping a damsel in distress conjured erotic images of Gerard Butler and a mature Sean Connery for me. What can I say?  It’s that accent, yummy!  British colloquialism/verbiage “…a good seeing to” and “doodle” put me in the appropriate frame of mind and setting and I was in the thick of the adventures in no time. The Great Outdoors is a quick fun read I thoroughly enjoyed.  Rule Britannia, Ms. Felthouse!

Justine

Overall, lots of nice compliments for my work and the highlight of my day. Can I get a squee??

P.S. If you haven’t got your copy yet, check out my Published Works page for the buy links. Or, if you’re a reviewer, please give me a shout and I can send you a copy in return for a review!

Excellent Review of Fang Bangers!

9th August 2010 – Hey everyone! Just a quick note to let you know that the lovely Toni Sands kindly agreed to read and review Fang Bangers for me. And I think… OK, I know that she liked it! Just in case you don’t believe me, here is her review in full:

Fang Bangers has something for everyone who savours dark and erotic Fang Bangerswriting. Think bittersweet chocolates, each with a rich, creamy filling. Think hot black coffee laced with a heady liqueur that trickles down your throat and awakens your entire body. Prepare to fly high but also to be grounded. Pinned down maybe by a fabulous creature whose trappings of fur and claws dissolve to reveal the kind of body that you dream of possessing. Or of being possessed by…?

The backdrops to these stories range from luxury residence to no-frills hotel room: from lush forest to sleazy bar. There’s a poignant theme of restless souls seeking satisfaction and the stories mentioned below highlight what’s on offer in this impressive collection.

In Shattered Resistance, Suzy stalks Dane, a guy she describes as dangerous, sexy and immortal. Suzy is driven by desire and determination. Two irresistible forces lead to one fascinating story as strong wills clash. Ah, did I mention dishy Dane’s a vampire to die for?

Mate Run is old as time and fresh as today. It’s a shape-shifting, lip-licking, evocative story with a strong love theme which will appeal to the romantics among us. It also has a high erotic charge.

If you thought Dane the vampire was a dish, you’ll also thrill to The Best Man in the story of that name. This is a great example of two people’s yearnings being fulfilled as nature girl meets werewolf.

Fixation will send a shiver down your spine as well as blast you with growly jungle heat. While Love Bites: A Survival Guide is a cleverly-constructed and comprehensive take on love in a world that defies reason.

With fourteen stories to dip into, there’s plenty to please everyone. So bring on the va-va-vampires. Zoom in on the zombies. Sit back and let your imagination send you running with the wild ones. In our world where electronic devices control civilization, maybe we especially need a taste of beings beyond our comprehension.

Hopefully this has convinced you to grab your copy. If not, why not!? Anyhoo… it’s available from the following:

RavenousRomance.com

Amazon Kindle UK

Amazon Kindle USA

Totty Tuesday – Scott Speedman

Scott Speedman3rd August 2010 – Another result of my vamp-fest is Mr. Speedman. He plays Michael Corvin, a part-vamp, part-werewolf type bloke in Underworld and Underworld: Evolution, also starring Kate Beckinsale and Bill Nighy.

He’s been in tons of other stuff, but I’ve only ever seen him in these two films. And although I normally like the bad-ass type characters, he actually plays a really nice guy in the two films. He also has some pretty hot sex with Selene (Beckinsale) where you see a fair bit of flesh, which is always nice.

Sadly, I couldn’t find any decent photos with him shirtless as they’re all a bit grainy – you’ll just have to watch the films and perv on him for yourself.

NEW RELEASE: Fang Bangers Available Now!

3rd August 2010 – *does happy dance*. Yay, it’s a release day for me! Well, not just me, there are 13 other fab authors who are celebrating right now, too. Yes, Fang Bangers is here! Courtesy of Ravenous Romance, the book is an erotic anthology of fangs, claws, sex and love. I’m nestling between the digital covers with some fab company, too:Fangbangers

  • Rebecca Leigh
  • Jeremy Wagner
  • Isabo Kelly
  • J. G. Faherty
  • Elizabeth Thorne
  • Jan Kozlowski
  • Lois Gresh
  • Cecilia Tan
  • Gina McQueen
  • Dana Fredsti
  • Melanie Thompson
  • Sascha Illyvich
  • Kilt Kilpatrick

My story, Shattered Resistance, is about Suzy, a human who is madly in love with a vampire. She wants Dane in every way but he continues to resist her feminine charms. Trouble is, Suzy just doesn’t give up. Find out what happens by getting your hands on a copy of the anthology here. And as a little treat, here’s a short excerpt to get you warmed up…

Suzy took a deep breath, knowing she had to act fast to put her plan into action before Dane awoke. She grabbed the duvet that covered him, wondering what he wore for bed, if anything. She didn’t have to wonder for long. She pulled, and revealed his body in all its naked glory. As he was lying on his back, nothing was left to the imagination. Suzy was pleased to note than even in its flaccid state, Dane’s penis was still an impressive size. Not that she’d expected anything less—vampires were superior in every other way—it just wouldn’t make sense for him to have a small cock.

Time to make it bigger, she thought. Discarding the duvet, Suzy sat gingerly on the edge of the bed, reached for Dane’s cock and began to stroke it. As she did, she maneuvred herself so she could reach it with her mouth. His prick began to grow tumescent beneath her fingers and she leant down and closed her lips around the tip. Continuing to caress him with her hand, she began to lick and suck at the head of his rapidly swelling shaft. She’d always enjoyed giving head and considered herself to be pretty good at it—but giving oral sex to a vampire was on a whole other level.

So, what are you waiting for? Get your copy of this fang-tastic (sorry) eBook today, just $4.99 from Ravenous Romance.

Also – if there are any reviewers out there, please give me a shout – we’d love to get some coverage of the book on your sites/blogs!