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Place your vote in the General Erection!

General Erection21st April 2010 – I saw something today on LoveHoney and just had to share with you:

Buy the General Erection Love Ring and cast your vote for a party leader. Vote carefully, this one-night stand will last for 5 years. Let’s see a huge turn-out and a well-hung parliament! Votes cost 10p till midnight 21 April, votes cost 25p on 22 April.

Last time I heard, Nick Clegg was winning… why not place your vote now? It’s a laugh and it’ll only cost you a maximum of 25p – plus you get a cock ring out of it!

Vote Now!

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Sex Toy Review: Shin Love Heart Discreet Lipstick Vibrator

Shin Love Heart Discreet Lipstick VibratorThose lovely people at LoveHoney sent me a toy to play with recently – the Shin Love Heart Discreet Lipstick Vibrator. Quite a mouthful, yes… but it won’t fill much else. It’s a tiny lil thing – hence the ‘lipstick’ title. It’s incredibly cute and girly and for that reason it’s unlikely to be recognised for what it really is.

Once you pop the lid off, you’re met with a domed head which is ideal for using on the clitoris… or wherever you like for that matter! The toy also comes with eight rubber sleeves which you can pop over the top to give a variety in sensation. Powered by 3 LR44 batteries (which are supplied), you twist the base to turn on and off.

This is a fab vibe. It’s small, discreet, cute and damn powerful! It is only single-speed, so not much chance of starting yourself off gently, it’s all or nothing with this, baby! It’s also pretty quiet, so you could get away with using this in a variety of places you’re not supposed to.

It probably won’t replace your favourite vibrator due to its simplicity – but if you’re going away somewhere, or you simply want the thrill of having it in your bag just in case, then its ideal. It’s currently (Jan 2010) retailing at less than £10 on LoveHoney’s website, so if you fancy treating yourself, your other half or a friend – it’s the perfect present.

Buy it now! Click here

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Sex Toy Review: Durex Play O and 2 in 1 Massage Mousse Twin Pack

The Durex Play O and 2 in 1 Massage Mousse Twin Pack is currently excellent value on LoveHoney – just £14.99 for both! (At time of writing).

The pack contains Durex Play O Orgasm Gel which is created for women, by women in order to stimulate the lady parts and result in explosive orgasms. I didn’t get too excited (pardon the pun) as I’ve used other similar gels before and not felt a damn thing, but this time I wasn’t disappointed. The gel actually works. It gently makes your bits feel warm and tingly as the blood flow is increased. The stuff is fab either for use when masturbating, or when fooling around with your partner.

It washes off easily, doesn’t go crumbly, doesn’t stain and is condom friendly. A definite yes from me!

The second item in the pack is Durex Play 2 in 1 Massage Mousse. The great thing about this stuff is it’s suitable either for a sensual massage, or as a lubricant. The ingredients make it safe for use all over the body, including the naughty parts. It glides on silkily and is good for light massage. Because of the texture, you’re less likely to spill and make a mess like you perhaps would with massage oil. After a while, though, it can go a little crumbly and sticky. However, due to the excellent value of this double pack, I’d definitely recommend it anyway. You’re getting a real bargain here – so splash out and have fun!

Grab it now from LoveHoney, just £14.99: Click here. Price correct at time of writing.

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Sex Toy Review: Intimate Organics Intense Clitoral Stimulating Gel

I was expecting something special when I reviewed the Intimate Organics Intense Clitoral Stimulating Gel, particularly given it’s rather steep price for such a small tube. Sadly, I was disappointed. This stuff comes in different strengths, and I was using the most intense one. In short, it didn’t work.

With other lotions and potions of this nature, the effects are usually pretty quick. But I put some on and waited. And waited. Then put some more on and fiddled around a bit in case I hadn’t put it in exactly the right location (you know how fickle women’s bits can be!)… but no. Absolutely nothing happened.

At best, it made a good lube, but in terms of producing nice tingly feelings or a more intense orgasm, it definitely did not do what it said on the tin. Save your cash.

Undeterred? Buy it from LoveHoney for £16.99: Click here. Price correct at time of writing.

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Sex Toy Review: Rock Chick

Rock ChickI was looking forward to getting my hands on a Rock Chick because they’ve had so much coverage in the press and looked a bit different.

The first thing I noticed is that it’s bigger than you’d expect (oo-er missus!) – for saying that it’s primary functions are to stimulate the clitoris and g-spot, there seemed an awful lot of girth. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not scary-looking, just thicker than I expected.

The Rock Chick is incredibly easy to use – on the first use just remove the battery cover from inside the bullet, screw the lid back on, press the button and you’re away! The button can be a tad annoying as if you don’t press it firmly enough it doesn’t switch on, not the best thing in a hurry! On the good side, though, it means it would be unlikely to be nudged whilst being transported and embarrassing you!

Despite its flexibility, I still found the toy uncomfortable during use. It’s girth was incredibly distracting and despite the fact the bullet is right next to the clitoris, the vibrations weren’t enough to tip me over the edge. In fact, it was rather a let down. Vibration queens won’t be impressed with this, and those lucky people that can squirt will find much better toys to stimulate their g-spot than the Rock Chick. Fail to see what all the fuss was about on this one…

As an aside, the bullet which powers the toy is excellent, despite the fact it takes those blasted ‘N’ batteries which don’t seem to last long, and are a pain to get hold of.

If you’re still curious, click here to get one for around £30.

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Sex Toy Review: Screaming O Cock Ring

Screaming O Cock RingAre you looking for something different to try with your partner in the bedroom? Then look no further. A cock ring is the ultimate heterosexual couples’ toy. A comfortable cock ring will slip around the base of the guy’s penis and provide him with lovely vibrations all around his cock, and then there will also be a part that stimulates the woman’s clitoris when the guy is inside her.

The Screaming O Cock Ring is no exception. This nifty toy is flexible enough to fit around any size penis, and if the guy is into it, around his balls too which will further delay his climax!

This single-speed toy has “Pleasure Bumps” for the woman, which will transfer the vibrations to the clitoris, and nodules around the jelly ring which will transfer vibrations to the penis. It’s very much designed to pleasure both parties – and for 30 minutes too! So dependent on whether you fancy a quickie or a long slow session, you can use the cock ring accordingly.

This is a great little toy to add some spice in the bedroom, but my feeling is that it could either have had more powerful vibrations, or longer “Pleasure Bumps” as I could only feel the vibrations strongly when I was in a certain position, so as soon as we moved, the sensation from the toy lessened. There’s no doubt it was pleasurable, as I could feel vibrations from the jelly ring around my labia, as well as the bullet next to my clitoris. Overall, though, I think the fella got more enjoyment out of it, as the ring helped delay his climax and therefore made it more explosive for him!

Overall, for just £4.99 the Screaming O Cock Ring is great fun and women that have no difficulty climaxing will have a whale of a time with this. For vibration queens, though, you’ll probably need something that bit stronger. Guys – you’ll love it.

Click here to get yourself one of these great value toys for £4.99.

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Sex Toy Review: The Lick

The LickWhen I first saw The Lick I thought it was a little cheesy-looking. Despite this and it’s even cheesier name, this toy certainly does the job. It doesn’t lick you, of course, but its unique design means that the pointy curl at the tip of the toy can be applied wherever you want it, and the vibrations will be precisely where you want them!

This is great, even for vibration queens. The Lick is powered by a removable vibrating bullet so it does only have one setting, but it’s a powerful one! The design also means you can take your little friend into the shower for some fun!

There’s not really much else I can say about this toy. It’s a little odd to look at, but the precision tip means you can train it on your sweet spot and enjoy your orgasm! The downside is the bullet is powered by ‘N’ batteries which I tend to find run out quickly and are difficult and quite expensive to get hold of. Otherwise, though, this is great. Perfect to slip into the side pocket of your handbag when you’re going away, though perhaps not so subtle if it’s discovered.

Click here to get one for just £18.99 (includes battery)!

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