Totty Tuesday: Michael Cera

Michael Cera31st August 2010 – Yes, I agree, this has to be my weirdest Totty Tuesday to date. But hey, what the hell! It wouldn’t do if we all liked the same people. And just for the record, I know one other person who likes him. And not even someone online, someone I know in real life! I think she was as shocked to find another Cera fan as I was, to be fair.

I don’t quite get it, if I’m honest. He’s not good looking. He’s pretty geeky and wimpy looking, really. Even though he does kick major ass as Scott Pilgrim. But it’s not even that… I kinda liked him in Nick and Norah’s Infinate Playlist. Perhaps it’s the geekiness, or the nice guy thing? Who knows? If anyone finds out, can you let me know?

Anyway, whether you think I’m crazy or not, go and check out Scott Pilgrim vs The World. It’s a top film. Seriously ace.

Totty Tuesday – Seann William Scott

Seann William Scott24th August 2010 – I watched Role Models again the other day. Such a funny film, if you haven’t seen it, check it out. Anyway, that’s what made me think about having Seann William Scott as this week’s Totty Tuesday. Now, don’t get me wrong, he’s no Paul Rudd, but he’s still pretty damn gorgeous.

In the films I’ve seen him in (which include aforementioned Role Models, The Dukes of Hazzard, American Pie, Evolution, Dude, Where’s My Car? and Road Trip) he always seems to play the joker. Looking at him, you can see why. He’s just got that kind of face, he’s always looks as though he’s about to piss himself laughing and not take anything seriously. But hey, with a body like that, who cares? He seems like a funny guy and he looks good. So let us commence… well, looking at him, I guess. Enjoy.

Totty Tuesday – Harry Judd (McFly)

17th August 2010 – This week’s Totty Tuesday is McFly’s Harry Judd. Despite fancying the pants of off him since McFly began (hey, they’re the same age as me, so even seven years ago it wasn’t wrong!), I couldn’t find a hugely sexy photo to post, because they’re all ones of him looking awfully young, which makes me feel awfully old, and look more than a little perverted.

Sooo… I decided to post a video instead. It’s the trailer to a short film being released by the boys next month, and it contains many of my favourite things: Harry (of course), vampires and sex. Harry also appears to be a vamp in the video, and he’s topless quite a lot, with nice rippling muscles and the like. This has inspired lots more Harry-induced lustiness in myself, so I thought I would share it with you all. And before you say “ooh, they’re very young” – they’re the same age as me, so I’m allowed, OK?

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to watch the trailer again. Mmm…

Totty Tuesday – Scott Speedman

Scott Speedman3rd August 2010 – Another result of my vamp-fest is Mr. Speedman. He plays Michael Corvin, a part-vamp, part-werewolf type bloke in Underworld and Underworld: Evolution, also starring Kate Beckinsale and Bill Nighy.

He’s been in tons of other stuff, but I’ve only ever seen him in these two films. And although I normally like the bad-ass type characters, he actually plays a really nice guy in the two films. He also has some pretty hot sex with Selene (Beckinsale) where you see a fair bit of flesh, which is always nice.

Sadly, I couldn’t find any decent photos with him shirtless as they’re all a bit grainy – you’ll just have to watch the films and perv on him for yourself.

Totty Tuesday – Aidan Turner

Aidan Turner27th July 2010 – Hello and welcome! This week, for your viewing pleasure, Totty Tuesday is Aidan Turner. For those of you that don’t know, he plays the vampire Mitchell in the BBC supernatural drama, Being Human. I’ve only seen series one of the show, but I love it and will be getting the DVD box set pretty soon so I can get up to speed.

This guy is a mere two years older than me, so no sugar daddy status, as per last’s week controversial entry, Michael Sheen. I love Aidan’s character in the show, and just discovered from his IMDB entry that he was also in an episode of The Tudors. Will have to look out for him when I dig those DVDs out again.

He’s pretty gorgeous in this pic as he’s doing the whole dark and brooding vampire thing. Equally though, he’s a total cutie when he smiles, and as for the accent (he’s Irish), well… say no more.

Don’t get me wrong, he’s no Jared Padalecki, but he’d score pretty highly if I compiled a top 100 list of totty. And higher still if it was vampire totty. Yum.

Totty Tuesday – Michael Sheen

Michael Sheen as Lucian20th July 2010 – Ooh, having checked on IMDB.com, he’s not actually as old as I thought. Perhaps he’s just had a difficult life… or something. Anyway, my sudden crush on Michael Sheen took me quite by surprise whilst I was watching Underworld, and not for the first time I might add. I obviously didn’t notice him properly the first time round (or in the other two films!) – but suddenly, I thought, “yum.” So I thought I would post what I think is quite a tasty photo for your perusal – and hopefully to reassure me that I’m not the only one who thinks that Sheen as Lucian is pretty damn sexy (please reassure me in the comments… please!!).

In fact, he’s even quite tasty as Aro in the Twilight films. Perhaps because he’s shit scary whilst actually coming across as quite nice and polite on the surface. Which somehow just makes him all the more terrifying, as you don’t know when he’s going to flip. Or set his psycho pain inflicting bitch vampire on you, anyway. You have to have seen it to know what I’m on about. And I suspect there are more of you sitting there nodding than you’d like to admit. Don’t worry, I won’t tell.

So there you have it. A man with long hair and a beard, who’s dirty and not even human, and I think he’s quite fit. Yes, yes, I know…

Totty Tuesday – Taylor Lautner

Taylor Lautner13th July 2010 – I know, I know!! He’s only young, but he is legal, honest. And since I’m only 24, I’m not old enough to be his mother. I’m only six years older than him. But anyways, I’m only looking. And can you blame me? Taylor Lautner, who plays Jacob Black in the Twilight films has a hawt bod! He bulked up for New Moon, when his supposedly normal teenage character suddenly wolfed-out and looked less gawky teenager, and more like the photo I have included for your viewing pleasure.

I saw Eclipse over the weekend, which naturally gave me more opportunity to look at some hot Taylor bod. I also had a good old perv over Kellan Lutz, who plays Emmett Cullen (see here for his Totty Tuesday entry) and Peter Facinelli, who plays Carlisle Cullen. No doubt Peter will get a TT post of his own at some point in the future.

It was a good film, better than New Moon in my opinion, but not sure it’s better than Twilight. After watching it, I came to the conclusion that (if you haven’t read the books, there’s a spoiler here) if I didn’t already know that Bella ends up with Edward, I’d definitely be on Team Jacob.

Also, I quite liked Xavier Samuel, who played Riley in the film. Maybe he’ll be appearing here too… who knows?!