Sex Toy Review: Rampant Rabbit Thruster Deluxe

Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit Thruster DeluxeRabbits have come a long way… with each new release there’s a orgasm-inducing new feature, and this one is no exception.

The latest release from Ann Summers is the Rampant Rabbit Thruster Deluxe! Its predecessor, the Rampant Rabbit Thruster was a best-seller – so this updated model promises to make even more vibe-loving ladies eager to part with their hard-earned cash. With its brand new thrusting technology, this model of vibrator sure is out to impress.

The first toy to feature thrusting technology so powerful it ‘feels like the real thing’, the Rampant Rabbit Thruster Deluxe boasts 3 unique thrusting modes and a clitoral stimulator with 3 intense vibration settings. All this combined with a 6 inch length and 5 inch girth, this bad boy earns every penny of its £49 price tag.

I have to say, though, that this toy is more suitable for size queens. The girth is large to the point of uncomfortable, so if you prefer a slimmer vibrator, then this isn’t for you. Either way, don’t forget the lube ;)

Grab yours now from AnnSummers.com

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Sex Toy Review: Emotional Bliss Womolia Heat

Emotional Bliss Womolia

The Emotional Bliss Womolia Heat is a strange beast. It comes in stylish, quality packaging and looks great. There’s a booklet in the box which not only tells you how to use the product, but how to set the mood for sexual encounters. It even goes so far to detail the four phases of female sexual response. So it’s nothing if not thorough.

However, the reality doesn’t quite measure up to the blurb. Yes, it’s pretty classy looking and powerful, but it does the massaging job much better than the mind-blowing orgasm one. It’s basically like the Womolia can’t decide what it wants to be – and for this reason, it fails dismally. I’m sure most women would prefer it to do one thing excellently than several things poorly. I know I certainly would.

The point of the toy is that the tip is  supposedly angled for perfectly stimulating the clitoris and the sensitive first two inches at the entrance of your vagina. This may be… but once it’s there, it needs to do something more than just attend. Even 45 different settings later and I was still confused – and no closer to orgasm.

Overall, this toy is a waste of time – unless you really are that desperate for a massage. Even the fact it’s rechargeable and covered in an anti-bacterial agent doesn’t do much to boost my opinion.

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Sex Toy Review: Shin Love Heart Discreet Lipstick Vibrator

Shin Love Heart Discreet Lipstick VibratorThose lovely people at LoveHoney sent me a toy to play with recently – the Shin Love Heart Discreet Lipstick Vibrator. Quite a mouthful, yes… but it won’t fill much else. It’s a tiny lil thing – hence the ‘lipstick’ title. It’s incredibly cute and girly and for that reason it’s unlikely to be recognised for what it really is.

Once you pop the lid off, you’re met with a domed head which is ideal for using on the clitoris… or wherever you like for that matter! The toy also comes with eight rubber sleeves which you can pop over the top to give a variety in sensation. Powered by 3 LR44 batteries (which are supplied), you twist the base to turn on and off.

This is a fab vibe. It’s small, discreet, cute and damn powerful! It is only single-speed, so not much chance of starting yourself off gently, it’s all or nothing with this, baby! It’s also pretty quiet, so you could get away with using this in a variety of places you’re not supposed to.

It probably won’t replace your favourite vibrator due to its simplicity – but if you’re going away somewhere, or you simply want the thrill of having it in your bag just in case, then its ideal. It’s currently (Jan 2010) retailing at less than £10 on LoveHoney’s website, so if you fancy treating yourself, your other half or a friend – it’s the perfect present.

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Sex Toy Review: Durex Play Vibrations Love Ring

You’d think that one cock ring couldn’t be that different from another, right? In this case, definitely wrong. The Durex Play Vibrations Love Ring comes in simple but attractive packaging, and retails at around £6.99. It’s single-use only and the battery lasts for around 20 minutes.

One thing that sets it apart from many cock rings tested of late is the fact that the ring itself isn’t very stretchy. Of course, it’s plenty stretchy enough to insert a penis but not enough to give the option of being worn around the scrotum too, I suspect it would cause discomfort. So for guys who prefer to wear cock rings around the scrotum, give this one a miss.

Despite this factor, everything else was fabulous. It was noticeably more powerful than many other cock rings, without sounding like a low-flying aircraft. This results in delighting the clitoris and vibrating the entire penis – cue beaming smiles all round.

And really, there’s not much else you can say about a cock ring. It’s powerful and it works! I do think that the price is pretty steep for a single use toy, but if you’re looking for that ‘wow’ factor or you’ve never tried a cock ring before, you’d do well to start here.

Buy it from LoveHoney for £6.99: Durex Play Vibrations Love Ring – price correct at time of writing.

Sex Toy Review: Screaming Two O Cock Ring

As we’d enjoyed the original Screaming O Cock Ring so much, we were rather looking forward to the Screaming Two O Cock Ring. Instead of just having the one vibrating bullet, this little baby has one at the top and one at the bottom, so dependent on how the guy wears it, it will stimulate different parts.

Worn over the scrotum, the cock ring will stimulate both the woman’s clitoris and the guy’s balls and perineum, with the added bonus of vibrating the guy’s penis. Worn above the scrotum, it will give thrills to the clitoris and woman’s vagina and perineum. So it depends on how your guy wants to wear it! Of course, if it’s worn around the ball sack then it’ll likely delay his climax which may be necessary when wearing this thing!

Sadly, the cock ring is single use – that is, you can use it more than once, but when the batteries are gone, they’re gone. That’s basically the only downside. The packaging isn’t bad, it’s functional and eye-catching and use of the cock ring is self-explanatory. It’s probably a good idea to switch it on before putting it on too, as the switches are a little fiddly – NOT recommended when you’ve got lube covered fingers! The vibrations are powerful and it’s fairly quiet… that is, it just sounds like a couple of bees in the room as opposed to a whole hive. You could get away with using it if someone was in the next room, I expect.

If you like cock rings, and in particular vibrating ones – go for this. It gets a thumbs up from both of us.

Buy it from LoveHoney: click here – £7.99, price correct at time of writing

Sex Toy Review: Screaming O Silicone Bullet Buddy Vibrator

I like the Screaming O range. It has a great variety of products and the prices aren’t too high, so I was pleased when I was sent some stuff to review.

The Screaming O Silicone Bullet Buddy Vibrator is a cute looking thing which packs a punch! I received the bullet with the monkey sleeve, but the other ones available are bunny, dolphin, bear and worm. Also, when you order, LoveHoney aren’t able to guarantee which one you’ll receive as they’re chosen at random. However, I don’t think it really matters as you won’t see much of it when it’s being used for its proper purpose!

The toy is basically a bullet with a cute sleeve, which is removable. The batteries last around 80 minutes and are replaceable. The button is at the bottom, as with most bullets. It’s a nice sturdy button which is impossible to get switched on by mistake if you’ve thrown it into your handbag or overnight bag. Therefore, this is the perfect toy for home or away. Only those in the know would realise what it was too.

The vibrations aren’t hugely powerful, but still a lovely sensation, either for masturbation or for additional stimulation during intercourse. It’s also fully submersible so great for bathtime fun!

Overall a lovely versatile toy which isn’t too pricey. If you don’t already have a bullet, you could do much worse than adding this to your collection. Though if you have one already, it’s not different enough to warrant the additional purchase.

Buy it for £9.99 from LoveHoney: click here. Price correct at time of writing.

Sex Toy Review: Rock Chick

Rock ChickI was looking forward to getting my hands on a Rock Chick because they’ve had so much coverage in the press and looked a bit different.

The first thing I noticed is that it’s bigger than you’d expect (oo-er missus!) – for saying that it’s primary functions are to stimulate the clitoris and g-spot, there seemed an awful lot of girth. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not scary-looking, just thicker than I expected.

The Rock Chick is incredibly easy to use – on the first use just remove the battery cover from inside the bullet, screw the lid back on, press the button and you’re away! The button can be a tad annoying as if you don’t press it firmly enough it doesn’t switch on, not the best thing in a hurry! On the good side, though, it means it would be unlikely to be nudged whilst being transported and embarrassing you!

Despite its flexibility, I still found the toy uncomfortable during use. It’s girth was incredibly distracting and despite the fact the bullet is right next to the clitoris, the vibrations weren’t enough to tip me over the edge. In fact, it was rather a let down. Vibration queens won’t be impressed with this, and those lucky people that can squirt will find much better toys to stimulate their g-spot than the Rock Chick. Fail to see what all the fuss was about on this one…

As an aside, the bullet which powers the toy is excellent, despite the fact it takes those blasted ‘N’ batteries which don’t seem to last long, and are a pain to get hold of.

If you’re still curious, click here to get one for around £30.