Smut by the Sea

Smut by the Sea

Genre

Seaside Themed Erotica

Blurb

Light hearted, sexy fun by the sea is the theme of this erotic anthology, edited by Victoria Blisse and Lucy Felthouse.

From the sun soaked bays of Australia to the rainy coastal towns of England, Smut by the Sea has it all. Whatever your interpretation of naughty seaside fun, there’s something nestling between the covers for you. Surfer boys, sea creatures, pirates and the fairground abound in this exciting collection of stories from erotica’s finest authors.

Excerpt

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Dodging
By Lucy Felthouse

The thrum of anticipation had been rushing through my body ever since we’d set off that morning. By the time we passed the sign welcoming us to Hunstanton and made our way into the long stay car park, I was almost delirious with excitement. The worst part was, I had to hide it from my friends. As far as Sophia and Chloe were concerned, we’d just come for a nice, fun, girly day out at the seaside. They had no idea about my ulterior motive. And I didn’t intend to tell them. Until afterwards, maybe. I didn’t want to risk them ruining my master plan, or trying to talk me out of it.

So far, it seemed like everything was on our side. The traffic had been light, we’d got a parking space with no trouble, and the sun was shining. It was a perfect day, and I had every intention of putting a cherry on top of all that perfection. A very sexy cherry.

Sophia parked the car, then hopped out to go and get a parking ticket. Chloe and I got out too, stretching our limbs after being cooped up in the car for a couple of hours.

“So,” I said, tilting my head back to catch the rays of the sun on my face, “what’s the plan then?”

“I dunno,” Chloe replied. “I’ve never been here before, you have. What do you suggest?”

“Well, there’s the beach, obviously. There are amusement arcades, mini-golf, the Sealife Centre, a few shops, the old village…”

I deliberately didn’t mention the funfair. That was my destination, and I wanted to go alone.

Sophia rejoined us and put the ticket in the windscreen of the car. “Got everything, girls?”

Chloe and I nodded, and she checked for valuables before locking the doors. “So, do we know what we’re doing yet? I guess we’ll be led by you, Abigail, since you’ve been here before. Did you say you’d visited with your parents, or something?”

I moved away from the car and started to walk down towards the seafront, though purposely leading the girls in the opposite direction to the funfair. They followed without question.

I nodded. “Yeah. We used to come here all the time for family holidays when I was younger, but now we mostly come on day trips. We last came a month or so ago. I was just telling Chloe what there is to do. There’s the beach, amusement arcades, mini-golf, the Sealife Centre, a few shops, the old village…”

“Ooh,” Sophia said, doing a little jump, “I love mini-golf! Do you fancy a game of that before it gets too hot, then we’ll go from there?”

Chloe nodded her agreement, and I said, “I’ll take you there, ladies, but I can’t play.”

“Why the hell not?” Sophia asked. “It doesn’t matter if you’re crap. I’m crap at it too, it’s just a laugh.”

“No, it’s got nothing to do with being crap, Soph. I have a bad back and swinging a club around and doing all that bending is just going to make it worse.”

It was a blatant lie of course. There wasn’t a thing wrong with my back, and I was actually a little gutted not to be having a go on the best mini-golf course I’d ever played on, but missing out was a necessary evil if I was to go through with my devious plan. If it came off, then the result would be a great deal more fun than a round of mini-golf, anyway.

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Reviews

“Smut By The Sea is a light-hearted celebration of life, sex and salt water. If you can’t get to the beach in reality, it’s the next best thing.” Erotica Revealed

*****

“The British seaside experience is portrayed oh so wonderfully in this anthology. These shorts made me feel as if the authors had bottled the essence of the seaside and delivered it to me in a smutty little package! I could almost taste the strawberry ice cream, and hear the buzz of electric from the dodgems. Although I did have my favorite two stories–I’ll never look at dodgems and ice cream in the same way again–all the stories in this anthology had merit. I heartily recommend a read if you fancy some smut down on the pier or a private ice cream tasting 😉 One of my favorite summer reads this year.” 5 out of 5, JoAnne Kenrick

*****

“Each smutty story is fantastically written, sun-soaked and seriously steamy. There’s something for everyone between the pages of this smutt-tastic anthology: Surfers, Pirates, Fairground workers, mythical sea creatures…whatever tickles your fancy! Although we are taken off to places more exotic, the whole feel of the book is quintessentially British with its quaint, run-down seaside towns and sticky melting ice-cream cones and fleeting fairgrounds. You can almost smell the salty air and the freshly battered cod & chips. If you like your erotica fun, sexy and light-hearted then Smut By The Sea is definitely the book for you.” Sh! Girlz

*****

“If you want to read a book that makes you feel like you are on vacation, then this one is it. Every single story in this anthology has what it takes to bring you instantly to the beach, or to whatever water side environs the author is writing about. From saucy ice cream vendors on the boardwalk to surprise ocean side dalliances, this anthology had me reading it over and over again.” 5 out of 5, Erzabet’s Enchantments