Uniform Behaviour: Steamy Stories About Men and Women in Uniform

Uniform Behaviour

Blurb

Do you get all weak-kneed at the sight of a grubby fireman or a hunky soldier? Perhaps immaculately-dressed waiting-on staff get you feeling frisky? If so, you’ve come to the right place.

Uniform Behaviour contains sixteen smutty stories about firemen, soldiers, sailors, police, security guards and even waiters, priests and cleaners!

Delve into this anthology and enjoy steamy stories from established erotica authors including Justine Elyot, Craig J Sorensen, Victoria Blisse, Shermaine Williams, Elizabeth Coldwell and Lucy Felthouse.

As well as being written and compiled for your titillation, this anthology is also designed to do good. A portion of the proceeds from Uniform Behaviour will be donated to UK charity Help for Heroes, which helps those wounded in current conflict.

The stories in this anthology have been hand-picked by a uniform aficionado, so you can rest assured that only the sexiest erotic fiction lies in this book.

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Excerpt from Just Couldn’t Wait, my story in Uniform Behaviour

Carla was pissed off. She’d made an awful lot of effort for this event, and it was totally bombing. As a freelance journalist, you never know when you’ll need a favour, so Carla had dressed up and attended in order to keep everyone happy. The evening was the launch of some perfume or another – it was basically an excuse for a glitzy party and some networking. Unfortunately, though, it wasn’t doing anything for Carla, networking or otherwise.

Hell, the party was posh enough. There was plenty of food and drink to go around, but the company sucked. All the fun people clearly had better things to do this evening. Which is why Carla was displaying behaviour most unlike her; she was being a wallflower. There were hardly any people around that she knew, and the ones she did know, she didn’t particularly like.

Lurking in the corner, she observed. Not that there was much to look at. Bores chatting amongst themselves, bouncy PR girls talking up the product, stuffing samples into pockets and handbags, and waiters whizzing around with trays of champagne.

I need to get me some of that, thought Carla. Some bubbles might make the evening go more quickly.

She sidled out of her corner and moved towards the centre of the room, ready to snag a glass from the next tray that zipped past. Seconds later, a waiter headed in her direction. However, by the time the contents of his tray were in grabbing distance, Carla had forgotten all about the champagne.

The guy was gorgeous. How on earth had she not noticed him before? The evening would have been much more interesting had she had some eye candy to perv on. And this fella was definitely eye candy. Boxes of it, in fact.

Reaching across to claim her flute of bubbles, Carla took the opportunity to study the waiter more closely. She reckoned he was around the same age as her. He was tall; incredibly tall, actually. Six foot four or so, Carla guessed. He towered over her, even though she wore heels. He had dark hair, roughly chin length and clearly with a mind of its own. A cute snub nose and big baby blues simply added to the vision of gorgeousness before her. And that was before taking his attire into consideration.

Carla had never really thought about it before, but she decided there and then that waiters’ get-ups were hot. They were just so prim and proper-looking, with their pristine white shirts, natty bow ties and sharp creases. It was also what it represented – polite society and good behaviour. Carla immediately wanted to corrupt him. She was sure he was no angel, despite his current persona, but still – in a uniform like that, she could pretend.

Thanking the waiter for her drink and treating him to a broad smile and a dash of the come-to-bed eyes, Carla retreated to her corner. Presently, as the alcohol did its work and her imagination got fired up, Carla decided the only way to alleviate the boredom of the evening would be to make some entertainment of her own. And that included the mighty fine waiter, she surmised. Yes, it was time for some corruption.

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Reviews

“Uniform Behaviour may be Lucy Felthouse’s first attempt at editing an anthology, but wow, I hope it’s not her last! From the first scorching paragraphs to the last smouldering encounter, Uniform Behaviour doesn’t disappoint.”
K D Grace, author of The Initiation of Ms Holly

*****
“With seriously hot dirty episodes, the heady realisation of lust laden fantasies, and beautifully erotic romantic encounters, Lucy Felthouse’s first anthology consistently hits the spot.”
Kay Jaybee, author of The Collector

*****
“Uniform Behaviour is an excellent addition to the ranks of fiction for uniform fans and those with authority figure fetishes. With writers of the calibre of Justine Elyot, Lucy Felthouse, Victoria Blisse and Craig J. Sorensen, you know you’re going to get a selection of quality stories, but the contributions from the newcomers and lesser-known authors don’t disappoint.”
Liz Coldwell, ex-editor of Forum and freelance writer

*****
“A collection of 16 naughty little stories that are designed to rev your motor. All walks of life and totally hot!! Yes, I had my favorites but they all rocked. A nice way to spend an afternoon…or several. Well worth the read and the bragging :) Check it out.” Seriously Reviewed

*****
Night Owl Reviews“I really enjoyed this book and I must say that these stories are definitely hot and steamy! There’s something for everyone to enjoy and I’m certain you’ll be wiggling in your chair as you’re reading them.” Night Owl Reviews

*****

“Each one of these lusty stories will make the perfect way to unwind after a hard day’s work. I choose to read them right before I went to bed. I found it the ideal way to ensure I had sweet dreams at night.

As an added bonus, proceeds of each book sale will be donated to UK Charity Help for Heroes, a charity that goes towards helping wounded UK soldiers. With such a noble cause, and award winning stories, this project makes for a win win situation.” Romance Junkies

*****
Rating: 4 of 5 stars

“If you like your books tucked and primped and put together like—well, a man or woman in uniform—Uniform Behaviour edited by Lucy Felthouse (of Erotica For All fame) is a book you should add to your TBR pile. Waiters in crisp uniform turn you on? Military men and women? Security guards, cops and priests (oh my!) Uniform Behaviour is a buffet of uniformly hot erotic fiction.

So, my recommendation is grab yourself a copy and get comfy. At ease, soldier (priest, waiter, security guard, um…you get the picture). Go AWOL and read a good book.” Sommer Marsden, author of Calendar Girl

*****
Rating: 4 out of 5

“UNIFORM BEHAVIOUR has something to appeal to everyone. A must buy.”
- The Romance Reviews

*****

Rating: 5 out of 5

“This book is HOT! Picking up this book would be something I would recommend to anyone who wants to ignite that spark back into their relationship, try roll playing or maybe just need some alone time. All of these stories will have you wondering who turned the temperature and didn’t open the window!” – Taking it One Book at a Time

*****

Top Pick, Miz Love Loves Books“There are all kinds of uniformed men inside these delicious pages, so if a fireman gets your flames roaring or a waiter hands you desire on a plate (Oh, come on! You love my play on words there, right?) then this is the book for you.” – Miz Love Loves Books

*****
Overall Rating: 4.5/5;

“Some stories are stronger than others, but the diversity, creativeness, and sexiness create a strong anthology of both men and woman in uniform!” The Forbidden Bookshelf

*****

“I found this book a fun, entertaining and even somewhat enlightening read. If you’re looking for quick shorts filled with heroes, heroines, and sex, you’ll find it in this book. Once you read one story, however, you’ll have a hard time not reading the next.” Kay Dee Royal

*****

Rating: FIVE FLAMES (out of five)

“Makes you all hot and bothered once you read the short stories inside… I do love anthologies that offer a wide variety of tasty crumpets like this. Mmm…mmm…mmm.” DemonLover’s Books & More

*****

Rating: 5 out of 5

“The writing style and quality of the novellas were usually outstanding and everyone who picks up Uniform Behaviour is in for a treat! Be it a steamy sensual story you are looking for or a scorching, explosive one, you most certainly will find one to keep you warm at night!” Book Lovers Inc.

*****

“Each author’s style was unique along with their level of spice, but what was consistent was the care for maintaining quality stories in similar lengths. Ms. Felthouse’s anthology will have you looking at people in all uniforms differently from now on!” 4 out of 5, Dark Divas Reviews

*****

“…seriously sexy, well-written pieces of erotic sensuality, the kind that I can read over and over again and still find arousing… The uniforms in this collection are fun sexual devices–after all, who doesn’t love a hot fireman or a sexy cleaning lady?–but they’re more than that. In the best stories in this book, the uniforms become things to hide in and things to escape from. They become about identity and relating and worldview. They become about experiences, life-stories and lusts. And most of all, they become about the desires of the very real characters who wear them.” 4-Letter Words

*****

“I loved that there was variety in the stories, everything from police officers to wait staff. The stories may have been short but they were definitely sexy and fun. Overall I enjoyed this collection of stories and give Uniform Behavior 4 Flaming Hearts.” Heather’s Musings

*****

“Uniform Behaviour was a delightful series of 16 short and VERY scorching stories that centered on men and women serving the public, from waiters, priests, cooks, security guard, and even the seriously dedicated Queen’s guard. The 16 stories that form this wonderful erotica novel run from blazing hot reads that will make the blush, to delightfully sizzling tales that will curl your toes. A delicious read that will make you burn the candles late at night—worthy of 5 raging stars.” At Your Fingertips

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