There are so many rabbit vibrators on the market now that it can be difficult to decide what to buy. The Lovehoney Slimline Oh! Rabbit Vibrator is smaller than most rabbit vibrators, which makes it ideal for your first toy, or if you don’t like too much girth in a vibe. Alternatively, you might like to just concentrate on the vibrations rather than the penetration. Either way, this toy is great. It’s attractive, well-made and packs a serious punch.

Despite its smaller size, it still has plenty of functions to keep your lady bits happy. There are three rotating speeds in the shaft, ideal for stimulating your G-spot. And for your clitoris, there are 3 speeds and 4 patterns – bliss! The best part is that you can use the rotation and vibration either one at a time, or both together. So there is plenty of variation, too! And that’s before you throw in the fact that it’s waterproof – even more fun!

The Lovehoney Slimline Oh! Rabbit Vibrator takes 3 AAA batteries. It’s pretty quiet, and seriously powerful. If you’re particularly sensitive, using plenty of water based lube is recommended. So go on, check this super rabbit out on Lovehoney and add it to your toybox for tons of orgasmic fun!

I could tell as soon as this bad boy arrived that it was 100% quality. The packaging was attractive and well-made, which definitely gave me the early impression that I was going to be impressed. I wasn’t wrong. The Vibe Therapy Delight 7 Function Silicone Rabbit Vibrator is a toy to be reckoned with. It’s attractive and the look and feel of it exude luxury.

The vibrator takes 3 AAA batteries which are easy to insert and remove – always a bonus, especially if they run out when you’re using it! The Vibe Therapy Delight 7 Function Silicone Rabbit Vibrator, as you can probably guess from its name has seven vibrating functions, varying in power, and it’s easy to switch between them and find out which you prefer. The firm bunny ears also make sure that plenty of the power is transferred to where you need it most.

The girth isn’t massive, but it’s thicker than some so bear this in mind. If you’re using lube, don’t forget to use the water based kind, otherwise there’s a chance you will wreck this beautiful toy. And you don’t want that as it’s orgasms galore with this toy!

So if you’re looking for a powerful vibe that does the job and is built to last, check out the Vibe Therapy Delight 7 Function Silicone Rabbit Vibrator, from SexToys.co.uk.

Those lovely folks over at SexToys.co.uk sent me something else to road test – the Rocks Off RO 100mm Soft Tip Bullet. I have to say that its cute and innocent-looking exterior is a lie! This bullet really packs a punch and should be stashed in every girl’s bedside cabinet or handbag.

This seriously is a fab gadget. It’s discreet, powerful, attractive-looking and a great price. It’s not massively loud either so if you’re using it when you shouldn’t be then you don’t need to panic too much! As you can see from the photo, the tip is tapered to quite a small point meaning you can be very precise where you position it so the vibrations go exactly where you need them to.

As well as being great for ladies’ alone time, it’s also suitable for couple play. It doesn’t look at all scary, so the average bloke isn’t going to run a mile at the sight of it. With just a little imagination this bullet can be used to spice up all kinds of sexy situations!

The only downside to this toy (and it’s a tiny one) is that it takes an ‘N’ battery, which can be difficult to get hold of. However, it is supplied with one (brownie points to the manufacturer) and if (no, when!) you buy yours from SexToys.co.uk, you can add a couple of spares to your basket for an excellent price. I’d recommend you do too, as when you’ve started having fun with this toy, you won’t want to stop!

Get the Rocks Off RO 100mm Soft Tip Bullet here.

Those lovely folks over at SexToys.co.uk sent me some more goodies to test out. This is the first sex toy I got to grips with: the ONO Pleasure Cleo Bath Massager. The photo illustrates two, showing the colours it’s available in, but I got one in pretty pink.

I’ll agree, this is an unusual looking toy, but it sure is unique. The idea is that this is a rideable vibrator, which is why the top of it is shaped to fit your lady bits. You can kneel over the toy or use the suction cup to stick it to something (i.e. your bath or shower) so you can try out different angles. Naturally, since it’s sold as a ‘bath massager’ it’s waterproof.

It may look like an unusual ornament, but it sure packs a punch. It’s lovely and smooth so it doesn’t feel uncomfortable against your sensitive parts and has eight different modes. It takes 3 AA batteries, which aren’t included (but are mercifully easy to replace). You’ll definitely want to stock up on batteries if you buy this toy though, it’s such a fun and effective toy that you’ll be riding it until the cows come home. Orgasms galore are the order of the day with the ONO Pleasure Cleo Bath Massager.

Check it out at SexToys.co.uk.

Despite its relatively innocent name, the LifeStyles A:Muse Personal Pleasure Massager is far from it. This is one sweet-looking purple toy which really packs a punch!

It has five vibration types, each with three speeds, so there’s plenty to keep you busy right there! The A:Muse is great for playing with a partner, or alone. Its soft and smooth surface means that it’s perfectly suitable for massage, and equally fun for use on your more intimate areas.

It’s fairly quiet as vibrating toys go,  and only takes 2 x AAA batteries, which is amazing when you consider how powerful it is! It comes complete with a nice pouch, too.

Overall, I’d definitely say that the LifeStyles A:Muse Personal Pleasure Massager has more pluses than minuses – it’s versatile, powerful and super-orgasmic.

In fact, the only downside is that it was really difficult to get the cover off in order to get the batteries in. I followed the instructions to the letter and still struggled, resorting to a pair of scissors in the end (please don’t try this at home! ). So make sure you put the batteries in the toy well in advance of being ‘in the mood’ and you’ll be fine. Plus, the fun that’s to be had definitely makes it worth the trouble!

So if you’re looking for a new toy for your box and are tired of rabbits – this is perfect. Get yourself to Lovehoney and place your order pronto!

Just in time for Easter, those lovely peeps over at Ann Summers sent me a rabbit! Naturally, it’s the rampant kind, as opposed to the sort you’d keep in a cage.

The Rampant Rabbit Platinum Petite has been a long time coming (if you’ll pardon the pun), if you ask me. For a while now new rabbits have been released which have been bigger and better than the last. But what about the girls that wanted smaller ones? Well, Ann Summers have definitely come through with their new petite range.

This particular model is an inch shorter and a quarter of an inch smaller in girth than the Rampant Rabbit Touch. But although it’s smaller, it certainly still packs a punch! With 11 vibrating functions and a 3 speed rotating shaft, there’s still plenty to keep you happy. It takes 3 AAA batteries and is also waterproof – bonus!

Overall, I was very impressed. The toy is still plenty powerful enough to do its job and it’s comfortable and completely non-threatening. I’d heartily recommend this to anyone who’d fed up of huge toys, or those looking to make their first vibrator purchase. It’s a great quality vibrator and is a pretty good price.

Buy the Rampant Rabbit Platinum Petite here.

Ann Summers is pretty much Rampant Rabbit Central, so although rabbits are fab, it was nice to receive something different. And the Touch Shaft Vibrator is certainly that.

The idea of the toy is that you just switch it on, put it up ‘there’ and let it work its magic. As you can see from the above pic, there are three bands which are touch sensitive, so the deeper it goes, the more intense the vibrations. It’s cool, clever and waterproof. You’ll also need 4xAAA batteries.

The only downside is that its design means that it’s not ideal for clitoral stimulation as if the bands aren’t surrounded by something, they’re not activated. So even when its switched on, if you’re just holding the black part at the bottom, nothing happens. Of course you could hold the vibe in such a way that your hand activates it,  but it may not be the most comfortable.

This is a high quality, unique toy – but if you’re a clitoral orgasm kind of a gal, you might be better off sticking with a trusty rabbit.

Head on over to Ann Summers and check out their range.

SexToys.co.uk sent me the Clit Tingler Climax Rabbit to review – don’t get too excited, there aren’t two of them (though heaven knows what you’d do with two – actually, I don’t want to know!) in the pack. Lucky ol’ me got the pink one – my favourite colour.

My first impressions were good: it’s good quality, sturdy and not scary. It  has a rotating part in the shaft as well as the clitoral stimulator and they work independently, so it’s up to you if you want to use one or both. Both functions have three settings so you’re spoilt for choice, really! There’s also a vibrating bullet in the shaft, positioned to hit your g-spot so this toy promises lots of fun.

It delivers, too. As often happens with this type of toy, when you’re using both functions you do lose some power, but it still has plenty! Used independently, the clitoral stimulator is incredibly powerful – I’d recommend using lube with this rabbit!

Overall, the Clit Tingler Climax Rabbit lives up to its name. It’s not one of the cheapest on the market, but if you’re looking for something that’s going to hit the spot (or both your sweet spots, in fact!) and last you a while, then this one is worth buying. It takes 3 AA batteries, so no problems there.

Grab the Clit Tingler Climax Rabbit here.

Those lovely folks over at SexToys.co.uk sent me this Party Girl Velvet Wave to try out and do a write up. My thoughts are as follows…

The Party Girl Velvet Vibe comes in no-nonsense packaging. Good news is it takes 2 AAA batteries, rather than 1.5v which I’ve seen in similar vibes, and are a pain to get hold of. AAAs are cheaper, too.

The vibrator is small and straight to the point. It has one button, three functions and it definitely packs a punch! It’s brilliant for clitoral stimulation, teasing a partner and if you’re careful, anal play. The latter probably isn’t recommended due to the vibe not having a flared base – hence my careful comment

The Velvet Vibe is also waterproof which adds even more possibilities! Overall, it’s a fab quality, powerful toy at a great price. Definitely one to add to your toy box.

Grab it from SexToys.co.uk.

The peeps over at Ann Summers sent me another one of their new toys to play with – The Rampant Rabbit Touch. It’s exclusive to Ann Summers, too, so you won’t find it elsewhere.

As you can see from the photo to the left, the way it works is that it’s got three bands running down the shaft. That means when it’s “in”, the bands sense it and the vibrations grow more intense. Sounds great, right?

Hmm… well, it’s OK. Firstly, the shaft is quite large, so you’re going to need to get the lube out, ladies. Great for size queens. The vibrations, as promised, are incredibly intense, but I think it’s at the detriment of the vibrations in the bunny ears. This, naturally, is a problem if you’re looking for a clitoral orgasm. There’s so much going on in the shaft that there’s not much left for the ears! You can’t turn the shaft off and just have the ears alone, either.

It’s also damn noisy. No sneaky wanks with this Rabbit,  I’m afraid.

Stats:

• Functions: 7
• Total Length: 7.5 inches/19cms
• Insertable Length: 5.5 inches/14cms
• Circumference: 5 inches/12.5cms
• Batteries: 4xAAA, not included

Overall, it’s of the usual high quality Ann Summers standard, but the reality (unless you come very easily) is that there’s been too much concentration on the shaft and none on the clitoral stimulator. It wouldn’t be so bad if you could turn the shaft off, but it’s not an option. Plus, the noise resembles that of an airplane. Sadly, disappointing.

Check it out here.