Sex Toy Review: Ass Berry

Ass Berry Anal VibratorI’ve been trying to get hold of a decent anal toy for some time. I seem to keep utilising other things which aren’t designed for anal play, but do the job. So when I saw the Ass Berry, I thought it was a great idea.

Designed for people new to anal play (I didn’t want anything large – I find it uncomfortable and distracting), the Ass Berry is shaped at one end like, yes, a raspberry, and the other end is tapered so it can’t get lost (imagine explaining that one at A&E!). Inside is a vibrating bullet, which can be removed. So the idea is you slap lots of lube on, switch it on, pop it on and have fun.

Unfortunately, the reality isn’t so great. I found it incredibly difficult (and therefore painful) to insert, despite lashings of lubricant. Far from making me feel fruity, the bumps didn’t make for a smooth entry and therefore, once the toy was in place, I just wasn’t feeling the love! And this is the smaller sized toy – I’m just glad it wasn’t the larger one I got.

Overall, I disagree with the blurb and don’t think this is very good for anal beginners – it has the capability to put them off for life! It’s not the shape so much, just the fact that the surface isn’t smooth and therefore isn’t easily insertable. Anal kings and queens probably won’t have a problem with this, but due to it’s girth might not be quite what they’re after – I’d perhaps suggest trying the larger one.

If you’re not deterred, get yourself an Ass Berry for £18.99 by clicking here.

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