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Sex Toy Review: Clit Tingler Climax Rabbit

Clit Tingler Climax RabbitSexToys.co.uk sent me the Clit Tingler Climax Rabbit to review – don’t get too excited, there aren’t two of them (though heaven knows what you’d do with two – actually, I don’t want to know!) in the pack. Lucky ol’ me got the pink one – my favourite colour.

My first impressions were good: it’s good quality, sturdy and not scary. It  has a rotating part in the shaft as well as the clitoral stimulator and they work independently, so it’s up to you if you want to use one or both. Both functions have three settings so you’re spoilt for choice, really! There’s also a vibrating bullet in the shaft, positioned to hit your g-spot so this toy promises lots of fun.

It delivers, too. As often happens with this type of toy, when you’re using both functions you do lose some power, but it still has plenty! Used independently, the clitoral stimulator is incredibly powerful – I’d recommend using lube with this rabbit!

Overall, the Clit Tingler Climax Rabbit lives up to its name. It’s not one of the cheapest on the market, but if you’re looking for something that’s going to hit the spot (or both your sweet spots, in fact!) and last you a while, then this one is worth buying. It takes 3 AA batteries, so no problems there.

Grab the Clit Tingler Climax Rabbit here.

Sex Toy Review: Party Girl Velvet Wave

Party Girl Velvet WaveThose lovely folks over at SexToys.co.uk sent me this Party Girl Velvet Wave to try out and do a write up. My thoughts are as follows…

The Party Girl Velvet Vibe comes in no-nonsense packaging. Good news is it takes 2 AAA batteries, rather than 1.5v which I’ve seen in similar vibes, and are a pain to get hold of. AAAs are cheaper, too.

The vibrator is small and straight to the point. It has one button, three functions and it definitely packs a punch! It’s brilliant for clitoral stimulation, teasing a partner and if you’re careful, anal play. The latter probably isn’t recommended due to the vibe not having a flared base – hence my careful comment 😉

The Velvet Vibe is also waterproof which adds even more possibilities! Overall, it’s a fab quality, powerful toy at a great price. Definitely one to add to your toy box.

Grab it from SexToys.co.uk.

Sex Toy Review: Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit Touch Vibrator

Rampant Rabbit Touch

The peeps over at Ann Summers sent me another one of their new toys to play with – The Rampant Rabbit Touch. It’s exclusive to Ann Summers, too, so you won’t find it elsewhere.

As you can see from the photo to the left, the way it works is that it’s got three bands running down the shaft. That means when it’s “in”, the bands sense it and the vibrations grow more intense. Sounds great, right?

Hmm… well, it’s OK. Firstly, the shaft is quite large, so you’re going to need to get the lube out, ladies. Great for size queens. The vibrations, as promised, are incredibly intense, but I think it’s at the detriment of the vibrations in the bunny ears. This, naturally, is a problem if you’re looking for a clitoral orgasm. There’s so much going on in the shaft that there’s not much left for the ears! You can’t turn the shaft off and just have the ears alone, either.

It’s also damn noisy. No sneaky wanks with this Rabbit,  I’m afraid.

Stats:

  • Functions: 7
  • Total Length: 7.5 inches/19cms
  • Insertable Length: 5.5 inches/14cms
  • Circumference: 5 inches/12.5cms
  • Batteries: 4xAAA, not included


Overall, it’s of the usual high quality Ann Summers standard, but the reality (unless you come very easily) is that there’s been too much concentration on the shaft and none on the clitoral stimulator. It wouldn’t be so bad if you could turn the shaft off, but it’s not an option. Plus, the noise resembles that of an airplane. Sadly, disappointing.

Check it out here.

Sex Toy Review: Fun Factory SmartBalls Teneo Duo

Fun Factory SmartBalls Teneo DuoThe lovely lot at Sh! Women’s Erotic Emporium sent me some love eggs/love balls to try out. And here they are: the Fun Factory SmartBalls Teneo Duo. Yes, quite the mouthful… but that’s not where they go! 😉

No, these little babies are to put… well, up *there.* They have a couple of uses: they can tighten up your bits after childbirth; give you longer stronger orgasms; or they can make you feel a bit naughty. So really, they’re capable of multi-tasking and will make you smile.

Some women wear these as a game, that is, they’ll wear them out somewhere, and feel smug in the knowledge that they’re getting pleasure out of them and nobody else even knows they’re there! Or they’ll let on to their other half and enjoy the shocked reaction. Which, let’s be honest, will probably pretty quickly turn to arousal… so a bonus all round really!

I think the idea of love balls/eggs is great, but the reality isn’t so hot with this particular model. Normally, Fun Factory stuff is fab, and there’s no denying that these SmartBalls are really well made. It’s just that they’re not that comfortable. They feel sturdy, and the loop for removing them feels strong enough that it won’t snap if your lady bits give some resistance. However, the actual ‘balls’ are quite large, and not very smooth. For this reason they’re not very easy to insert and can scrape against your most delicate parts both on insertion and removal, which naturally isn’t ideal.

A shame, really, because the idea of exercise balls is great, and the manufacturer has a great reputation, it’s just this particular model doesn’t really live up to expectations. These might suit some women, but those of you who are like me and enjoy comfort, particularly in matters of the downstairs, you might want to give these a miss.

Check out the Fun Factory SmartBalls: Teneo Duo on Sh!’s website, or pop in and see them if you’re in the London area. They’re currently retailing at £16.

Sex Toy Review: Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit G-Pulse Remote

G-Pulse Remote VibratorI’m lucky (or should that be mucky) enough to have been chosen by Ann Summers to get an exclusive sneak preview of their latest Rampant Rabbit! Not released until 7th June 2010, the Rampant Rabbit G-Pulse Remote claims to be the ultimate rabbit experience.

It looks similar in design to the original [intlink id=”1736″ type=”post”]Rampant Rabbit G-Pulse[/intlink], except the base is a different colour and this version comes with a remote control! As well as the remote, the new addition to the rabbit family has the following features:

  • The rabbit ears can  now be controlled independently from the vibrating shaft
  • The motors of the three internal bullets are even more powerful

The new and improved toy is excellent. I’ve seen a few remote controlled vibrators and rabbits in the past, and they’ve always seemed a little cheap and tacky, and like they’d break easily. The G-Pulse Remote, however, is typical Ann Summers – high quality and built to last. It looks good, appears to be robust and is, of course, orgasmic!

The vibe, although it has quite a large girth, is still good for small girls as the shaft is very pliable and bendy, so it feels comfortable once it’s ‘up there.’ When manoeuvred into place, the end of the shaft should be doing a lovely job of tickling your g-spot. So you ladies who are already well-versed in playing with your g-spot should find yourself cumming in no time. Those who’ve decided they’d like to experiment with finding or manipulating their g-spot, you can’t go wrong with this toy. It’s what it’s designed to do, but you’ve also got the “back up” of the bunny ears if you’d also like to experience a clitoral orgasm. Perhaps you’re even like to have a go at experiencing the ultimate orgasm – g-spot and clitoral at the same time?! If it’s going to happen to you, it’ll happen with this vibrator!

So, basically this baby is wonderful even without the remote control, but naturally having this extra element can make it so much more exciting for couples’ play! All of the controls are still on the base of the vibrator, but they’re repeated on the remote control, so you can use either. I think probably if you’re on your own, you’d just use the vibe as you would normally, but giving your guy (or girl) the chance to control your climax(es!) will bring a whole new dimension to fun in the bedroom.

My only criticism of the toy is that the bunny ears are a little soft, which can make it more difficult to achieve an orgasm. However, the extra power of this cool gadget should soon get you there! Just give this rabbit (and its remote) 6 AAA batteries, 4 for bunny, 2 for remote and you’ll soon be bouncing off the ceiling!

Overall I think this is a top-notch addition to Ann Summers’ Rampant Rabbit range and it will do well for them. It’s different, but not so different that girls won’t be sure if they want one. It’s also only £49.99, which is pretty good when compared to the more ‘standard’ rabbits in the range. It looks nice, feels nice… and boy, does it do the job! If you’re after a new bunny, look no further. Even if you’re not – I’d still fork out the fifty quid. So when it hits the stores and website, get your hands on one – you won’t regret it.

NB: It’s available now! Get yours here!

Sex Toy Review: Ann Summers RO-120MM Big Bullet

Ann Summers RO-120MM Big Bullet

The vital statistics:

  • 5 functions
  • Extremely powerful
  • Quiet and waterproof
  • Length 4¾” Girth 2″
  • Takes 2xAAA batteries

The Ann Summers RO-120MM Big Bullet is a fairly scary looking thing. It’s the big brother to Ann Summers’ famous silver bullet, which you’ll generally see sat by tills in the stores as the perfect add on sale. This toy, however, is much less of an impulse purchase.

At £20, the bullet isn’t cheap. However, it’s incredibly well made, with the aforementioned 5 functions, lots of power and easy-to-source batteries. To switch it on, you simply press the purple button on the end. Pressing it again will change the function. You just press once to cycle through each function. To switch it off, you press and hold the button for two seconds.

I have to disagree with the ‘quiet’ feature mentioned on the Ann Summers website. It’s quiet compared to some of your noisier rabbits, but noisier than most bullets. You could probably stifle it under your duvet – guess it depends how good the hearing is of the people you live with! Other than that, it’s a pretty good buy. It’s really very powerful and will send most women soaring to orgasm in no time. Then you’ve got the multiple options of how to play with it: anal play, foreplay, massage… the possibilities are endless. It’s a great toy for experimentation, but it also does the job it’s designed for.

Given the fact it takes batteries which are much easier to get hold of than the ones in your average bullet, I’d happily recommend this. If you’re looking for something discreet for your handbag, then I’d probably go for a smaller version, but if not – you could do much worse than this!