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Sex Toy Review: Rudy Ring

Rudy RingsOn sourcing these for review from the manufacturer, I wasn’t aware that they are actually supposed to be for gay couples – I expect their PR Manager was very confused! Anyway, the Rudy Ring is a stretchy silicone cock ring with a seam down the middle – hence the sharing factor. As a heterosexual female, though, this didn’t apply. So my other half and I just split it down the seam and used it the way straight couples do! I did get sent two, though, so maybe next time we won’t split it and just use it for ‘extra support’ as per the manufacturer’s website. On to the review…

The Rudy Ring is, as promised, a stretchy ring. It’s too large to just be worn around the penis, unless you twist it around, but then you’d be in danger of it being too tight and your fella ending up in A&E or something! Its size is ideal to be placed over the penis and the ball-sack, further delaying ejaculation. I have it on good authority that it was comfortable to wear; and from a female perspective it didn’t chafe my bits. It did, however, rub against my clitoris when indulging in woman-on-top penetration, but because the material is so soft, it was definitely a pleasurable sensation!

A non-vibrating cock ring such as this one doesn’t give direct pleasure to the woman (except for the aforementioned point), but it does obviously delay ejaculation for the man – enabling him to go faster and harder (should you want him to!) whilst engaging in sex. It also has the added bonus of trapping more blood in the genitals, keeping him harder, and also providing a more explosive climax when it does arrive. Therefore, it indirectly gives pleasure to the woman because her bloke is harder and can last longer – brownie points all round I’d say!

The rings don’t come cheap for what they are, but because of their material there’s nothing stopping you washing them and re-using them again and again – which does give them an edge over their vibrating counterparts whose batteries usually aren’t replaceable.

If you want to give them a try, grab yours now from LoveHoney.co.uk.

Porn Film Review: Anna Span’s Uniform Behaviour

Anna Span, Britain’s first female porn director, presents here a cracking porn film which is sure to appeal to a lot of women. High up on the list of common women’s fantasies, uniforms are hot – and so is Uniform Behaviour, available from Strictly Broadband!

In the film, the emergency services take it upon themselves to please the public, as well as serve them. There are five separate scenarios, and the beauty of viewing them on the website is that you can just choose to watch the one/s you want and come back to the others at a later date if you want to. However, I thought they were all good:

  • Gynecologist training
  • Fire Service
  • Point of Entry
  • Bed Bath
  • Soldier Exercise

Think my favourite was probably the Fire Service one, despite them not being my favourite uniform. It was tongue in cheek and pretty humorous which passed the time in between the naughty bits. Though, to be honest, how many people watch porn for the storyline!!? If anything, I just find it a distraction and hastily skip to the good bits! There isn’t a great deal of preamble in these films though.

Basically, if uniforms are your thing then you’ll love this. There’s an awful lot of content in there though, so once you’ve logged on to Strictly Broadband, you’re probably better off buying the tickets that allow you to have the film for a year… dependent, of course, on how often you watch porn!

Anna Span’s Uniform Behaviour is probably more for women, but I’m sure most guys would happily sit through this with their lady! So sign up today and choose from a huge selection of high quality hardcore porn for a fraction of the price of DVDs you’ll find in shops and online. The beauty being, you don’t have to hide them when people come round, and after a while you won’t watch to keep watching the same film again and again so you can just choose a new one whenever you feel like it. Alternatively, buy several and alternate them!

Sex Toy Review: Rock Chick

Rock ChickI was looking forward to getting my hands on a Rock Chick because they’ve had so much coverage in the press and looked a bit different.

The first thing I noticed is that it’s bigger than you’d expect (oo-er missus!) – for saying that it’s primary functions are to stimulate the clitoris and g-spot, there seemed an awful lot of girth. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not scary-looking, just thicker than I expected.

The Rock Chick is incredibly easy to use – on the first use just remove the battery cover from inside the bullet, screw the lid back on, press the button and you’re away! The button can be a tad annoying as if you don’t press it firmly enough it doesn’t switch on, not the best thing in a hurry! On the good side, though, it means it would be unlikely to be nudged whilst being transported and embarrassing you!

Despite its flexibility, I still found the toy uncomfortable during use. It’s girth was incredibly distracting and despite the fact the bullet is right next to the clitoris, the vibrations weren’t enough to tip me over the edge. In fact, it was rather a let down. Vibration queens won’t be impressed with this, and those lucky people that can squirt will find much better toys to stimulate their g-spot than the Rock Chick. Fail to see what all the fuss was about on this one…

As an aside, the bullet which powers the toy is excellent, despite the fact it takes those blasted ‘N’ batteries which don’t seem to last long, and are a pain to get hold of.

If you’re still curious, click here to get one for around £30.

Sex Toy Review: Screaming O Cock Ring

Screaming O Cock RingAre you looking for something different to try with your partner in the bedroom? Then look no further. A cock ring is the ultimate heterosexual couples’ toy. A comfortable cock ring will slip around the base of the guy’s penis and provide him with lovely vibrations all around his cock, and then there will also be a part that stimulates the woman’s clitoris when the guy is inside her.

The Screaming O Cock Ring is no exception. This nifty toy is flexible enough to fit around any size penis, and if the guy is into it, around his balls too which will further delay his climax!

This single-speed toy has “Pleasure Bumps” for the woman, which will transfer the vibrations to the clitoris, and nodules around the jelly ring which will transfer vibrations to the penis. It’s very much designed to pleasure both parties – and for 30 minutes too! So dependent on whether you fancy a quickie or a long slow session, you can use the cock ring accordingly.

This is a great little toy to add some spice in the bedroom, but my feeling is that it could either have had more powerful vibrations, or longer “Pleasure Bumps” as I could only feel the vibrations strongly when I was in a certain position, so as soon as we moved, the sensation from the toy lessened. There’s no doubt it was pleasurable, as I could feel vibrations from the jelly ring around my labia, as well as the bullet next to my clitoris. Overall, though, I think the fella got more enjoyment out of it, as the ring helped delay his climax and therefore made it more explosive for him!

Overall, for just £4.99 the Screaming O Cock Ring is great fun and women that have no difficulty climaxing will have a whale of a time with this. For vibration queens, though, you’ll probably need something that bit stronger. Guys – you’ll love it.

Click here to get yourself one of these great value toys for £4.99.

Sex Toy Review: The Lick

The LickWhen I first saw The Lick I thought it was a little cheesy-looking. Despite this and it’s even cheesier name, this toy certainly does the job. It doesn’t lick you, of course, but its unique design means that the pointy curl at the tip of the toy can be applied wherever you want it, and the vibrations will be precisely where you want them!

This is great, even for vibration queens. The Lick is powered by a removable vibrating bullet so it does only have one setting, but it’s a powerful one! The design also means you can take your little friend into the shower for some fun!

There’s not really much else I can say about this toy. It’s a little odd to look at, but the precision tip means you can train it on your sweet spot and enjoy your orgasm! The downside is the bullet is powered by ‘N’ batteries which I tend to find run out quickly and are difficult and quite expensive to get hold of. Otherwise, though, this is great. Perfect to slip into the side pocket of your handbag when you’re going away, though perhaps not so subtle if it’s discovered.

Click here to get one for just £18.99 (includes battery)!